It’s Time for Cat Massage!
Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as: Massage will randomly transform your cat...
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Watch the claws. WATCH THE CLAWS! Have a good evening Peoples. Via DListed!Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: It's Time for Cat Massage!
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Sender-Inner Jennifer Y. said that “Big Poppa” was rescued from the Streets, and massages like a mo-fo. And let’s not forget the Classique Video™: “I could do wonderful tings for you.” And this one:...
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Are the stresses and strains of doing… uh, whatever it is a cat does all day making you tense? Then take a just-for-you break at Shinto Sam’s House of Cat Massage! Unwind, as our patient pups ply you...
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Oh jes. Dat’s niiiiice. Another quality foraged link from Ant over at AQFL.netFiled under: Uncategorized Tagged: Interspecies Snorgling, It's Time for Cat Massage!, Kittens, Pups
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Being a cat is already pretty decadent, but a masseuse monkey takes it to a whole other level. Couldn’t we all use a helper monkey, Brinke G.?Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Interspecies Snorgling,...
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Do hours of strenuous napping leave your neck stiff? Then you need the TabbyTouch™ 3000! Sit back and relax, as the patented FelineFingers™ soothe tired neck muscles while you listen to 70’s make-out...
View ArticleDaddy Has to Go Now, Winston
If you’ve wondered why we don’t see our pal Winston anymore, here’s why. “When my nine-and-a-half year relationship ended, so did my time as Winston’s dad,” writes Rich Juzwiak in a thoughtful and...
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